Certain readers out there have been complaining that I have been spending too much time on politics. Tell that to this guy.

For you my loyal fans…CountdownLA’s Quick Hits.

Words of wisdom from Mrs. CountdownLA:

“When I have kids, and they get rowdy, I’m putting one in one room and one in the other and telling them to shutup. That’s what video games are for.”

That’s What She Said Political Edition!

This week: Ron Paul

“Since the new alignment of political power offers no real change, we will remain on the same track without even a pretense of slowing the growth of government.”

THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!

Facebook: Weeding out the ignorant one electronic racist epithet at a time.

In Charlotte four teachers are under investigation for postings that they made on their FB pages. Here are the highlights from an article by Ann Doss Helms on thestate.com

One teacher listed “teaching chitlins in the ghetto of Charlotte” as one of her activities and drinking as one of her hobbies.

CNN let’s you know how to let someone down.

The article isn’t funny. The picture included is.

How NOT to breakup with someone.

1. DON’T disguise a sharp kitchen knife as a football and tell your ex-boyfriend to “go long.” That’s called pre-meditated murder.

My Youtube CLIP OF THE WEEK brought to you by America “Land of the free, home of the brave.”

Everyone that reads CountdownLA knows about my intense love for America. I eat, sleep, and breathe U.S.of A. Nothing symbolizes this great country more than the one true American breed of dog, the Boston Terrier.

In this clip, a Boston Terrier shows one Asian cat what the entire country of Japan realized after Pearl Harbor. You may poke a sleeping giant, but you will not defeat it.

Enjoy your weekends everyone. NEXT WEEK!

Why you should be watching NBC’s Heroes and aren’t.

I plug my commercial video work!

Full Frontal Nudity!!!

As always, I don’t have a talented team of writers and researchers so email me funny stories, ideas, or pictures of your boston terriers to countdownla.gmail.com and you will graciously be rewarded with accreditation.