Yahoo.com posted the secret service nicknames of our new President here: http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/92024/?fp=1

Either the secret service isn’t so “secret” anymore or we have been bamboozled, YET AGAIN, by our federal government.

CNN’s Holograms on election night not really holograms:http://www.cbc.ca/technology/story/2008/11/05/tech-holograms.html

Really? You mean we “don’t have the technology?” We cannot “replicate him.” Shame really, for years holograms have graced our fantasy and science fiction culture; the transition to cable news seemed imminent.

Free Trade run amok, I say!: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20081111/od_nm/us_obama_dog

We can’t let these Peruvian panhandlers just give away dogs to our next U.S. President! We have more pride than that. We are a capitalist democracy for Christ sake. Next thing you know they’ll be making demands…OH WAIT…

“”But if we send it to the United States, its official name will be Machu Picchu,” she said, referring to the ancient Incan citadel, Peru’s top tourist attraction.”

I say its an American made dog or no dog. That’s why I’m advocating the only true American breed, the Boston Terrier, as our next First Dog.

Preferably this one: http://puppydogweb.com/dogs/images/bostonterrier_sadowski.jpg

It doesn’t get much cuter…unless he was wrapped in an American flag.