Taken from an article on www.wftv.com

“Headline: Dead People Voting Throughout Florida”

Oh geez this can’t be good.

“That is scary,” said Jim Branch.

Well put, Jim. Damn right it’s scary. The undead rising from their not-so-eternal graves to feast on early voting ballots across the great state of Florida. Meanwhile good, honest, hard-working, old, jewish Floridians have to wait behind these illegal life immigrants.

2002’s Help America Vote act, which made it easier to register to vote, also made it more difficult to remove voters from the rolls.

“Okay, who’s the wise guy that earmarked a Haitian Voodoo Spell.”

“But Orange County Election Supervisor Bill Cowles doesn’t worry. ”I think the mechanisms are in place. There’s enough checks and balances in place,” he said.”

Bill! Now isn’t the time for checks and balances. Where’s your Jim-like sense of urgency? We need shotguns, flamethrowers, pool cues, and a biker-gang STAT!

“Elections supervisors say they are pushing the state to allow them to accept death certificates from families as reasonable evidence to remove dead voters from the rolls.”

This naturally begs the question, “What is reasonable evidence now?” A dead body?

If you can’t believe this is real news: http://www.wftv.com/news/17848541/detail.html#-