Who am I?

My name is Doug. I am a maker of media.

What countdown?

In 223 days I will be leaving my humble roots in North Carolina to join several of my friends and close colleagues in Los Angeles, CA to begin my career in the entertainment business.

Why the blog?

To battle my boredom on the way to my calling I’ve decided to muse.

Why should I read your dumb blog?

Well, valid question. I’ll be pointing out the absurd. Sending you to funny news articles. Pointing out random trivia.

But there’s this one blog with funny captioned cats.

Yes, but it will give you brain cancer. Horrible, horrible brain cancer.